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SPOTTED: Darth Vader celebrates World Youth Day in Sydney

Thursday, July 17th, 2008

First Darth Vader was spotted collecting water while taking a bath at the beach, now he is spotted at World Youth Day in Sydney, could this be some sort of evidence that he is attempting to create his own holy water, is he trying to take sides in a holy war? is Christianity really the Dark Side? you decide.

Darth Vader World Youth Day

Darth Vader takes a Bath.

Friday, June 20th, 2008

I was sent an email by an Eat Lard follower with the following image.

Darth Vader takes a Bath

Quality..

FUCTIONARY - Complete online dirty proverb dictionary.

Thursday, June 19th, 2008

Fuctionary.com - ever heard of the term Bait n Tackle? according to the recent discoveries at Fuctionary.com, the sailors from the old Navy days used this one. Before you go off for a long, lonely voyage, get yourself a tall jar and fill itcompletely with earthworms. When you get lonely, open the jar and fuck away. The earthworms will provide some slitherystimulation, and your protein load will keep them nicely nourished. Gone fishin’!

That’s right, this website is rank, and this is why it’s this months feature website. The site does need a bit of touching up but in my opinion quality content outranks presentation. If there are any arty farty people out there who would be interested in doing a bit of HTML work I can pass on the message.

http://www.fuctionary.com/

How the Beijing Olympics Logo was invented

Thursday, May 8th, 2008

Greetings,

This is the politically correct method that China used to create the Beijing Olympics Logo. First, find a convict that’s sentenced to the death penalty and pin them against a wall in front of the firing squad.

How to Draw the Beijing Olympics Logo Step 1.

Now, using the Firing Squad, shoot the convict directly in the middle of his/her body, make sure you spill as much blood as possible.

The Politically Correct way of Drawing the Beijing Olympics.

As the convict is dying, allow him to slowly slide down and you will find that the Beijing logo will begin to appear.

How to Draw the Beijing Olympics Logo.

The convict will soon die, if you have a few surgeons by your side then you will be able to extract the body for parts and sell them on the black market.

How to Draw the Beijing Olympics Logo.

And there we have it, the Official Beijing Olympics Logo for 2008. See.. Communism does work.

communism - the Beijing Olympics Logo.

How to install a car Air Conditioner Unit

Monday, May 5th, 2008

Don’t you hate it when you spend over 10 hours doing something, and the next day you find out that you’re doing it all wrong and you could of saved alot of time and money? well a few weeks ago I was replacing my air conditioner unit from my car, unfortunately there wasn’t that much documentation on the internet in doing so, I spent a ridiculous amount of time getting all the piping and electrics installed.

I went through all the troubles of finding the parts from ebay, waited for them to be delivered, translate Japanese IKEA style instructions, when I could of just gone down to the local tip and found a second hand house air conditioner unit.

Air Conditioner Unit for the Family Car.